Misogynistic humor, David Caruso, Faith No More and doctors of luv

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(mp3) Faith No More & Maynard James Keenan - Calling Dr. Love
Available on V/A - Kiss My Ass - A Tribute to Kiss (1994)

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #14

Every Friday I let my mp3 player decide my playlist for the weekend.

Because I'm such a nice guy I upload this mix for ya'll to enjoy. Each mix will only be online for a week, with each new one the last one gets deleted, so grab 'em while you can.

I love this week's mix, the first half being classic death metal (with Fantômas thrown in just for the hell of it) and the second half consists of recent grindcore hits (with Slayer thrown in just for the hell of it) and then the whole thing finishes with apocalyptic doom from Ahab.

Absolutely brilliant. If you don't download this, you're an idiot.

(zip) MP3 Shuffle #14 (69 mb)

1. Athiest - An incarnation's dream (1991)
2. Repugnant - Premature burial (2006)
3. Amon Amarth - Friends of the suncross (1998)
4. Autopsy - Ridden with disease (1989)
5. Nihilst - Face of evil (1989)
6. Bloodbath - Bastard son of god (live, 2005)
7. Fantômas - Ave satani (2001)
8. Opeth - Nectar (1996)
9. Death - Evil dead (1987)
10. Morbid Angel - Blasphemy (1989)
11. Brutal Truth - Sugardaddy (2009)
12. Vorum - Ritual desecration (2009)
13. Relevant Few - Is there no hope? (2003)
14. Regurgitate - Putrid serenity (2006)
15. A Kid Hereafter In The Grinding Light - Sun loop (2008)
16. Cretin - Daddy's little girl (2006)
17. Mumakil - Brothers in slavery (2009)
18. Slayer - Guilty of being white (1996)
19. Nasum - Living next door to malice (2006)
20. Ahab - The sermon (2006)

Lika whatcha hear? Buy em all @ Amazon.com.

薦を掛ける, 火を掛ける

掛ける を掛ける 気に掛気に掛ける 気に掛

気る 気に掛に掛け 心配を掛電話を掛 火を掛時間を 電話を掛ける 変える代える換える、替える 心配を掛を掛 を掛 心配を掛

火

(mp3) Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante medley
Available on Disco Volante (1995)

Songs That Get My Juices Flowing #59

(mp3) Brutal Truth - Walking corpse
Available on Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses (1992)

(mp3) Regurgitate - Seal your doom
Available on Deviant (2003)

(mp3) Devin Townsend - Hyper drive
Available on Ziltoid The Omniscient (2007)

(mp3) Secret Chiefs 3 - Zulfikar II
Available on Second Grand Constitution And Bylaws: Hurqalya (1998)

(mp3) Goatsnake - Slippin' the stealth
Available on Goatsnake Vol. 1 (1999)

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #13

Every Friday I let my mp3 player decide my playlist for the weekend.

Because I'm such a nice guy I upload this mix for ya'll to enjoy. Each mix will only be online for a week, with each new one the last one gets deleted, so grab 'em while you can.

I think this might be the best one yet, one epic classic after another. 6:35-8:34 of Judas Priest's Run Of The Mill is the very definition of an eargasm. Music rarely gets better than that.

(zip) MP3 Shuffle #13 (69 mb)

1. Patton Oswalt - 80's metal (2004)
2. Anvil - Jackhammer (1982)
3. Blitzkrieg - Saviour (1985)
4. Witchcraft - Hey doctor (2007)
5. Warhorse - Burning (1970)
6. King Crimson - Epitaph (1969)
7. Iron Maiden - Remember tomorrow (1980)
8. Judas Priest - Run of the mill (1974)
9. Gentle Giant - A cry for everyone (1972)
10. Candlemass - Under the oak (1986)
11. Clutch - A shogun named Marcus (1993)
12. Kyuss - Spaceship landing (1995)

Neue scheisse aus Anaal Nathrakh, Devildriver, Gallows und Behemoth

Hiatus schmiatus.



British noise terrorists Anaal Nathrakh (either the best or worst band name ever) will unleash In The Constellation Of The Black Widow, their 5th full-length, on June 29th.

(mp3) Anaal Nathrakh - More of fire than blood
Pre-order In the Constellation of the Black Widow at Amazon.com.

Gallows' second album Grey Britain came out on May 2nd and has already gotten near universal praise. I've listened to it at least 20 times and while it's definitely a good album, certainly better than their 2006 debut Orchestra Of Wolves, I'm hardly over the moon about it.

My opinion on the matter might very well change, as it tends to do, but at the moment all I'm hearing is a limey version of Doomriders, or perhaps The Bronx.

(mp3) Gallows - I dread the night
Buy Grey Britain at Amazon.com.

I've always been a bit torn regarding DevilDriver, mostly because they have the bigger loser and poser in metal behind the mic, the astonishingly pathetic Dez Fafara, formerly of Coal Chamber.

Their 4th album Pray For Villains comes out on July 14th and judging from the title track they have the same problem they've always had: Great musicianship, fine riffs, adequate songs, all ruined by aforementioned douchebag.

But I admit, reluctantly so, that Dez's vocals have improved and he doesn't sound as constipated as he used to. Who knows, by the 10th album he might actually be tolerable.

(mp3) DevilDriver - Pray for villains
Pre-order Pray For Villains at Amazon.com.

Polish death/black metal loonies Behemoth will release their 9th album Evangelion on August 7th, and since they haven't released any new material from it (that I know of) and nothing has leaked (that I know of), here's some cool footage of Nergal recording vocals for the album. Apparently his secret is corn flakes. Whodda thunk it?

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #12

Yeah yeah yeah, I know the blog is supposed to be on hiatus, but I keep making these Friday mixes (too late to quit, they've become essential to my weekend survival), so I figured I'd throw 'em up here.

Thirteen tracks of dark, dingy, droning dirges. Perhaps not the most appropriate music for a day like this when the sun is shining, birds are chirping and the smell of freshly cut grass permeates the air, but it will have to do.

Enjoy.

(zip) MP3 Shuffle #12 (97 mb)

1. The Melvins - Hooch (1993)
2. Cult Of Luna - Ghost trail (2008)
3. Capricorns - Queen of bruises (2004)
4. Callisto - Cold stare (2004)
5. Isis - Holy tears (Thomas Dimuzio remix) (2008)
6. Against The Day - Unavoidable (2009)
7. Akimbo - Matawan (2008)
8. Earth - Omens and portents II: Carrion crow (2007)
9. Mastodon - Trainwreck (2002)
10. Evoken - Lost kingdom of darkness (1998)
11. Neurosis - Aeon (1996)
12. Sunn O))) & Boris - The sinking belle (blue sheep) (2006)
13. Mono - Ashes in snow (2009)

Hiatus

Starts now.

Posts will be increasingly sporadic, read this one instead.

(mp3) Nirvana - The end (live)

(mp3) Tragedy - The beginning of the end

(mp3) The Unravelling - Where will it end?

The Hunt For Gollum

Yes, I admit I am a Tolkien fiend. A nerd, even. Not to the point where I dress up as a ranger and run around in the woods fighting orcs alongside people dressed as elves, but still pretty nerdy.

Tomorrow a 40 minute film entitled The Hunt For Gollum will premier right here. Be there. I know I will.

This non-profit film was made by fans for almost no money at all over the period of two years and centers around a part of the appendices of Lord Of The Rings where Aragorn and Gandalf try to find Gollum to access information about the ring.

Did you see Peter Jackson's movie? You know the part after Bilbo's birthday party when he leaves his home and all his possessions to Frodo? Well, The Hunt For Gollum is set inbetween that scene and the scene where Gandalf returns to tell Frodo about the dangers of the ring.

A great interview with the director Chris Bouchard can be found right here.

Here's the trailer for the film, and I must say for a film that was made for £3,000, it looks absolutely stunning:



In honor of this magnificent feat, here's Frodo Baggins (as played by Ian Holm) singing The Cow Jumped Over The Moon from the BBC radio production of The Fellowship Of The Ring.

(mp3) Frodo Baggins - The cow jumped over the moon (1981)

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #11

All hail the swine flu! May it wipe out 75% of the earth's population and give some room for the rest of us. Bring forth Ragnarök!

This week the Friday mp3 mix is in honor of Lord Swine Flu, the almighty. The fifth horseman of the apocalypse. May he live long and prosper and slay many lives.

Oink!

(zip) MP3 Shuffle #11 (53 mb)

1. Machine Head - Bay of pigs (1997)
2. Black Sabbath - War pigs (1970)
3. The Melvins - Antioxidote. Pigs, don't let it (1991)
4. KARP - Bacon industry (1997)
5. Primus - Pork Chop's little ditty (1993)
6. Sugar Ray - American pig (1997)
7. Homer Simpson - Spider pig (2007)
8. Steve Vai - Pig (1993)
9. Naked City - Pig fucker (1990)
10. Queens Of The Stone Age - Run, pig, run (2007)
11. Nine Inch Nails - March of the pigs (1994)
12. Gore Beyond Necropsy - Kill the cockrock greedy hog! (1998)
13. Nasum - Just another hog (2003)
14. Peace. Love And Pitbulls - Pig machine (1994)
15. Todd - Hog blood river (2004)
16. Porklift - Pork me (1996)
17. The Dillinger Escape Plan & Mike Patton - Pig latin (2002)
18. White Zombie - Pig iron (1986)
19. TAD - Pork chop (1989)

Lika whatcha hear? Buy em all @ Amazon.com.

Songs That Get My Juices Flowing #58

(mp3) Brick - Flag
Available on Automan (2001)

(mp3) Groop Dogdrill - Simian kind
Available on Every Six Seconds (2000)

(mp3) Skinlab - Dissolve
Available on Bound, Gagged And Blindfolded (1997)

(mp3) Daybreak - It's not that easy
Available on Through Your Veins (1999)

(mp3) Dio - Fever dreams
Available on Magica (2000)