Saturday, October 31, 2009

My Halloween costume 2009


After giving it much thought and consideration, I had finally decided that for the big Halloween party '09, I would dress up as...

























...a grown up person who realises he's too old to prance around in a costume like a fucking child. What did you dress up as, moron?

(mp3) Scratch Acid - Monsters
Available on The Greatest Gift (1991)

(mp3) The Dillinger Escape Plan - Sunshine the werewolf
Available on Miss Machine (2004)

(mp3) Roky Erickson - I walked with a zombie
Available on The Evil One (1980)

(mp3) Morbid Angel - Chapel of ghouls
Available on Altars of Madness (1989)

(mp3) Clutch - Ghost
Available on Blast Tyrant (2004)

Friday, October 30, 2009

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #35


Damn, I can't believe I've done thirty-five of these motherfuckers.

This one is probably the softest one yet. Even the obligatory Opeth track (it feels like they've been featured on at least half of these, but they probably haven't) is from their "mellow" album. It gets a little rough with Soulfly, Shora and Will Haven, but the rest is easy listening all the way through, not sure why.

I guess we all need to chill and rest our ears once in a while.
(zip) MP3 Shuffle #35 (44 mb)

1. Deadsy feat. Jonathan Davis - Sleepy hollow (1996)
2. Soulfly - Ain't no feeble bastard (1998)
3. Fireside - Cisco heat (2000)
4. The Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia (1980)
5. Gluecifer - Black book lodge (2002)
6. DLK - Regalskeppet (1995)
7. Green Day - Brat (1995)
8. Pearl Jam - State of love and trust (1992)
9. Opeth - Windowpane (2003)
10. Lingua - You wonder why you still wonder why (2006)
11. Shora - A deviance (2000)
12. Will Haven - Moving to Montana (2001)

Buy 'em @ Amazon.com

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Neurosis title tracks


I did this with Thin Lizzy not long ago, and I figured I might as well do it with another one of my favorite bands. If you're not familiar with Neurosis, here's a quick bio:

They started in 1985 as punk kids with Amebix patches on their jackets and piss in their hair. 10-15 years later they had transmutated into a black bulldozer with "HADES" spray-painted on the side, and by now they have evolved into the grim reaper himself with Johnny Cash on repeat in his iPod.

That about sums it up.

(mp3) Neurosis - Pain of mind (1987)

(mp3) Neurosis - Souls at zero (1992)

(mp3) Neurosis - Enemy of the sun (1993)

(mp3) Neurosis - Through silver in blood (1996)

(mp3) Neurosis - Times of grace (1999)

(mp3) Neurosis - A sun that never sets (2001)

(mp3) Neurosis - The eye of every storm (2004)

(mp3) Neurosis - Given to the rising (2007)

All available on the albums of the same name. Buy them, fool.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Hellacopters - "High Visibility" (2000)


Why aren't more people blogging about The Hellacopters? Just click here and see for yourself over at The Hype Machine. The top 15 hits are from my blogs.

Absolutely ridiculous. After all, we're only talking about the best rock band since The Stooges. It's a damn shame. Their genius should be cried out from the roof tops and praised in every magazine, not sleazily pimped on obscure blogs like this one.

The Hellacopters existed between 1994 and 2008 and released a million singles on labels you've never heard of and seven amazing albums, one of which I dubbed the 2nd best album of 2008 and another was named the 11th best album of the 90s.

High Visibility was their 4th, and the first one with guitarist Robert "Strings" Dahlquist who now fronts his own band Thunder Express (aka Dundertåget). On this album the Hellacopters continued to evolve their sound towards the more melodic classic rock style first exhibited on 1999's Grande Rock. It also contained two of the band's biggest hit singles, Toys And Flavors and No Song Unheard. Great videos were made for both, go YouTube 'em.

Many feel this is their best album, and I'm almost inclined to agree. But just almost - in my opinion 2002's By The Grace Of God has this one beat by a cunt hair. Still a masterful release though, most bands could bust their asses for decades and never release anything near this good.
(mp3) The Hellacopters - Baby borderline
(mp3) The Hellacopters - A heart without a home
(mp3) The Hellacopters - I wanna touch (recommended!)

Buy High Visibility @ Amazon.com

Baby Borderline live in Oslo 2000:

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Man-crush

I'm straight and all but the things I would do to David Gilmour if I could travel back to 1970 and have ten minutes alone with him in a dark room...

Holy shit. Someone get me a bib.

(mp3) Pink Floyd - Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Available on A Saucerful of Secrets (1968)

(mp3) Kylesa - Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Studio version (2007)

(mp3) 1349 - Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Available on Revelations of the Black Flame (2009)

Friday, October 23, 2009

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #34


So how's it going, folks? Everything good and hunky dory? Everything's just peachy and dandy, eh? Big plans for the weekend?

Good to hear, good to hear.
(zip) The Friday MP3 Shuffle #34 (49 mb)

1. Entombed - Seeing red (2000)
2. Monster Magnet - Tractor (1998)
3. Dropkick Murphys - Rock & roll (1999)
4. Soundgarden - An unkind (1996)
5. Nine Inch Nails - The hand that feeds (2005)
6. Pentagram - Starlady (1976)
7. Cable - Men on mountains (2009)
8. Taint - Brainstorm zombie revival (2007)
9. Voivod - Suck your bone (1984)
10. Venom - Sons of Satan (1981)
11. The Haunted - Burnt to a shell (2004)
12. Opeth - Blackwater Park (2001)

Buy 'em @ Amazon.com.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Thin Lizzy title tracks


I was in a Lizzy kinda mood so here you go - a bunch of great tracks off albums with the same name. My favorite here is Thunder And Lightning, simply one of the most badass songs of all time. If you don't have Thin Lizzy is your life then it's about time you do something about it.

By the way, as I was flipping through the Lizzy collection it stunned me to realise just how much amazing music they put out in a relatively short period of time. Twelve albums in thirteen years, and every one is brilliant. I'd like to see a band today perform the same feat.

How is it all the bands that had a part in creating what we now know as "metal" could release at least one album a year (at least!) and they were all fantastic, all considered classics today? Actually, that goes for pop bands, rock bands, punk bands, etc as well. Everyone from Pink Floyd to The Clash to David Bowie to Motörhead kept spitting out one great album after another, so many it's hard to keep track of them.

Is it the labels that force bands these days into milking every last drop out of every album and only let them release a new album every two or three years, or are bands just not as creative these days? A little bit of both?

(mp3) Thin Lizzy - Shades of a blue orphanage (1972)

(mp3) Thin Lizzy - Vagabond of the western world (1973)

(mp3) Thin Lizzy - Night life (1974)

(mp3) Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak (1976)

(mp3) Thin Lizzy - Bad reputation (1977)

(mp3) Thin Lizzy - Chinatown (1980)

(mp3) Thin Lizzy - Renegade (1981)

(mp3) Thin Lizzy - Thunder and lightning (1983)

Friday, October 16, 2009

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #33


I've already started working on my rundown of the best albums of 2009. It won't be posted for another two months, but there's no reason to procrastinate. This is important business and you need to give it time.

Two bands that released really good material this year (thrashers Warbringer and bluesy doom rockers Spider Kitten) won't be included in that rundown, because it will be reserved for the really REALLY good stuff. Just being really good isn't good enough.

But you can enjoy them both on this very excellent compilation, alongside many other excellent cuts:
(zip) Friday MP3 Shuffle #33 (46 mb)

1. Warbringer - Severed reality (2009)
2. Nasum - Wrath (2004)
3. Breach - Leave (2001)
4. Spider Kitten - Sourfoot blues (2009)
5. Brick - Slapshot (1997)
6. At The Gates - Suicide nation (1995)
7. Morbid Angel - God of emptiness (1993)
8. Nirvana - Anorexorcist (1987)
9. Venomous Concept - Life's fine (2004)
10. Comets On Fire - The way down (2000)
11. The Jesus Lizard - Skull of a German (1996)
12. Iron Maiden - Murders in the Rue Morgue (1981)
13. Rammstein - Mutter (2001)

Buy 'em @ Amazon.com.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Metal Bastard gets drunk and kneels at the altar of Ika Nord

Photo by Peter Byström.

I don't know why I'm posting this. This is completely random and out of left field, I have no reason for writing any of this, I just need to vent.

I need to somehow express my love (and my raging boner) for Ika Nord. No one outside Sweden will know who this is, although approximately two or three of you may have seen the film Let The Right One In, in which she played Virginia, the woman who gets bitten by the little vampire girl, gets attacked by hordes of cats and then bursts into flames in a hospital bed.

Her real name is Ulrika Nord, she was born in 1960 and she was (and still is I suppose) a mime. In the late 80's she hosted a childrens' TV show called Ika i Rutan. I don't know what she was smoking when she did that show, but I want some of it.

As a child of '81 Ika i Rutan was one of my earliest television memories (apart from sitting naked two inches away from the tv watching those old racist black & white Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 30's on Sunday mornings) and Ika Nord will forever be my first love. Ever since I have been unable to resist slender women with jet black hair, especially if it's short and has a life of its own. Can't do it.

In the old days (1970s & 80s) Swedish television was very very strange, especially the shows for kids. Any Americanism was driven out of town and every kids' show had to somehow be creative and inspirational, which resulted in shows that weren't always very good. In fact they were never good. They were almost always completely surreal, and sometimes downright terrifying. Ika i Rutan leaned more towards the surreal, with minor terrifying moments. Imagine Nina Hagen getting her own show on Nickelodeon where she can just do whatever she wants. Creepy, right?

Again non-Swedes won't be able to relate to this but there was something weird about her accent. She was from Halmstad in the south of Sweden but it didn't sound quite like a Halmstad accent. It sounded more like a German accent, with a few hints of Finnish. That, combined with her exotic looks (it was Sweden in 1988, anyone with slightly slanted eyes and hair that wasn't blond was exotic) and eccentric behaviour, made her just seem really really weird. She was from another galaxy as far I knew. Her left eye often drifted off as if controlled by SATAN!

But there's nothing like a weird chick - fucking hell was she hot. Marry me, Ika Nord. I am dead serious, this is a legitimate proposal. I don't know where you are, Ika, but I will marry you on the spot and be your slave for the rest of my days.

I'm not joking. I am not joking.










(mp3) New Model Army - North star
Available on Today Is A Good Day (2009)

(mp3) Immortal - Mont North
Available on All Shall Fall (2009)

(mp3) Tomahawk - 101 North (live)
Studio version available on S/t (2001)

(mp3) The Professionals - Northern slide
Available on I Didn't See It Coming (1981)

(mp3) EndName - North
Available on Dreams of a Cyclops (2009)

Friday, October 9, 2009

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #32


Another Friday, another mp3 shuffle... This is one of the best ones yet.

Download it, fool.
(zip) The Friday MP3 Shuffle #32 (45 mb)

1. Judas Priest - Victim of changes (1976)
2. Mastodon - March of the fire ants (radio edit, 2003)
3. In Flames - Episode 666 (1997)
4. Hypocrisy - Buried (1996)
5. Skitsystem - Våld (2006)
6. Probot - Access babylon (2004)
7. Opeth - The baying of the hounds (2005)
8. Refused - Blind date (1998)
9. Motörhead - Damage case (1979)
10. The Ramones - Mama's boy (1984)
11. The Hellacopters - Spock in my rocket (1996)

Buy 'em all @ Amazon.com

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Soundgarden - "Down On The Upside" (1996)


I frequently refer to this as "Soundgarden's equivalent to The Beatles' white album", and then everyone backs away slowly like they just realised there's a psychopath in the room. But gimme a minute and I'll explain my case.

I'm not saying the members of Soundgarden had stopped communicating and recorded all of their parts separately and were rarely in the studio at the same time, and was the case with The Beatles back in 1968. But I think you can tell from listening to this album that it would be the band's last, that relationship were beginning to crack a little. That they weren't a joint force anymore.

While all members of Soundgarden had always provided material for the band (though singer Chris Cornell was always the main songwriter, at least my book), their material always sort of gelled at the end, making their albums sound cohesive to the point were it was sometimes hard to tell who wrote what. Well, not so with Down On The Upside.

On this album everyone's individual inspirations and influences shone through, more so than had even been the case in the past. Sure, bassist Ben Shepherd may have contributed the two most oddball tracks (Head Down and Half) on the predecessor, 1994's Superunknown, but the rest of the album was pretty uniform. Overall it was just like every Soundgarden album before it: the sound of one band against the world. Down On The Upside was four individuals against the world, everyone going in a different direction.

Shepherd's material on here is mostly dusty, garage-style rockers (one of them appropriately entitled Dusty), not unlike what he was doing in his side-project Hater at the time. Guitarist Kim Thayil's sole contribution Never The Machine Forever is an angular, shrieking piece of metal, the only song reminiscent of their raging output of the late 80s and early 90s. Cornell is writing in a classic rock tradition with strong leaning towards singer/songwriter-ism, and his songs on here aren't far from what he did on his debut solo album Euphoria Morning three years later. Drummer Matt Cameron's songs are far looser, like the psychedelic, drugged-up weirdo fest Applebite. Cornell would never have written that one, that's for sure.

In this sense the album is in my opinion very much like The Beatles - you can tell straight away who wrote what. Four separate voices that just happen to share an album. The one exception would be Shepherd's Zero Chance, which sounds like Cornell wrote it. But you always need that one exception, don't you?

Here Shepherd contributed more than ever - out of the album's sixteen tracks he wrote a whopping six. Like I said, on Superunknown he only wrote two. Compare that to the seven tracks Cornell wrote for Down On The Upside and you start to see the shift in power that clearly went on.

When I write about albums I usually include three songs that represent the overall feel of it. Well here there's no overall feel to speak of, so I had to pick four songs, one by each member.

Three singles were released from the album, Pretty Noose, Blow Up The Outside World and Burden In My Hand, all written by Cornell and all quite Beatles-esque. Everyone's heard them, they're all over every rock station, so I didn't include them. I instead focused on the gems that not many people have heard.

In fact, it seems like not many people care for this album at all. Many own it, it sold very well off the back of Superunkown's success, but few speak highly of it. I know it may not be as iconic as Louder Than Love, Badmotorfinger or Superunknown, but if you're willing to accept a less brutal and more loose, rockier Soundgarden, then well... there is no valid reason for you not to dig Down On The Upside. An album as brilliant as it is diverse.
(mp3) Soundgarden - Dusty
(mp3) Soundgarden - Applebite (recommended!)
(mp3) Soundgarden - Never the machine forever
(mp3) Soundgarden - Tighter & tighter (recommended!)

Buy Down On The Upside @ Amazon.com

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Minsk & Unearthly Trance salute Roky Erickson


I was sitting on my couch dissing The Devil's Blood (as all sane people do) when I decided there is no reason to listen to anyone inspired by Roky Erickson, since no one can top him anyway. Especially not shallow, talentless posers like The Devil's Blood. Just listen to the real McCoy, that's all I'm saying.

Covering Roky Erickson is a different story all together. Everyone from R.E.M. to Entombed have done it, and it usually sounds pretty good. Probably because the songs are so well-written it's hard to fuck them up. As in this case where noisemongers Unearthly Trance and Minsk wreak havoc on two Erickson compositions with excellent results.
(mp3) Unearthly Trance - Night of the vampire
(mp3) Minsk - Stand for the fire demon

Available on Split (2009)

And for the sake of comparison here are the originals for the uneducated losers out there who don't already know them by heart.
(mp3) Roky Erickson - Night of the vampire
(mp3) Roky Erickson - Stand for the fire demon

Available on The Evil One (1981)

Monday, October 5, 2009

The best song ever


It struck me today that Black Sabbath's Under The Sun could be my favorite song of all time. Tomorrow it might be some other song, but that's not important right now.

You can spend your whole life trying to write a heavier riff, but it can't be done. Go on, try it. For your sake I hope you succeed. But you won't.

It also happens to have lyrics I want to have tattooed on my forehead, as well as a gong at 3:51 - the epitome of badassery. Badassness, badassitude.

I don't want no Jesus freak
to tell me what it's all about
No black magician
telling me to cut my soul out
Don't believe in violence
I don't even believe in me
I've opened the door
and my mind has been released

I don't want no preacher
telling me about the god in the sky
No I don't want no one
to tell me where I'm gonna go when I die
I want to live my life
I don't want people telling me what to do
I just believe in myself
'cause no one else is true

Every day just comes and goes
Life is one big overdose
People try to ruin me
And I can't seem to eliminate them

People riding their real pace
Keep on running their rat race
The ante is risen once a week
In their world of make-believe

So believe what I tell you
it's the only way to fight in the end
Just believe what I tell you
you shouldn't have to pretend
So don't let those empty people
Try and interfere with your mind
Go and live your life
and leave them all behind


(mp3) Black Sabbath - Under the sun
Available on Vol. 4 (1972)

Friday, October 2, 2009

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #31


Last week's MP3 shuffle got a few more downloads after I shamed you into downloading it. Let's see if I have to do the same with this one.

I shouldn't have to, just look at the line-up - it's top quality shit. This will last you the whole week until the next Friday mix.
(zip) MP3 Shuffle #31 (45 mb)

1. Coalesce - Grain of salt (1995)
2. Dead Kennedys - Stealing people's mail (1980)
3. Dissection - The antichrist (1995)
4. Witchery - The one within (2001)
5. Corrosion Of Conformity & James Hetfield - Man or ash (1996)
6. The Dontcares - Dodge Dart '69 (2003)
7. Dwarves - Astro boy (1990)
8. Vomitory - Beneath the soil (2001)
9. The Ravenous - Perverted before god (2000)
10. Disorder - Driller killer (1984)
11. Eyehategod - Serving time in the middle of nowhere (1993)
12. Tad - Just bought the farm (1993)
13. The Dillinger Escape Plan - Mouth of ghosts (2007)

Buy 'em @ Amazon.com

Thursday, October 1, 2009